Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
one time in school i was super stressed so i turned to my friend and i was like “ugh i feel like killing myself” and she turned around and looked at me super seriously and goes “well that’s unfortunate but see tomorrow hopefully you’ll wake up and you won’t want to kill yourself” and i think she indirectly gave me the best life advice ever
what kind of parent actually says ‘if you get notes on a tumblr post i will do this thing for u’
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong
you might say it’s braingerous
a brain made the decision to make that joke
- Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
- Star Trek
- Star Wars
- And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys
A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.
Women of tumblr please back me up.
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
Some people wanna watch the world burn
Fire is so pretty ^-^
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit